I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
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