Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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