Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
Randomize
