I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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