Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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