You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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