Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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