yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
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