I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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