the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I think people are normalizing furries
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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