If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
where does the pee come out of this thing
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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