Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
I don't think brook has ever known best
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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