hell yes lets make some ravioli
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
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