i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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