That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
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