I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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