i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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