Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
It was confusing and full of hummus
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
My life is pants optional.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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