Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
this just has baby written all over it
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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