How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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