The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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