Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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