OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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