I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
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