Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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