I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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