You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
accomplished twins. life is a go
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
Randomize
