he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
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