Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
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