can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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