what if every blade of grass was a penis?
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
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