Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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