I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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