awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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