was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
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