RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
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