I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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