the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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