You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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