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Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
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