talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
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