Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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