I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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