I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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