i think i have herpe
just one?
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
found the other keg... it's in the tree
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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