Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
Randomize
