i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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