New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
Randomize
