And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
so let's talk penis.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
Randomize
