so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
where are you?
Hypothermia
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
Randomize
