That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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